2020-04-03

Decaying Lands 45: Paper Airplane Thom

PCs Present & Played:

Barthelm Schade, Specialist (James)
Claus Drexol, Magic-User (Vegas)
  Phillip Bachman, linklad
  Lucien Courtet, infantryman
Jehan, Woodsman [reskinned Halfling] (Helpful Waffle)
  Walter, poacher
Tenkos, Cleric [plague doctor kit] (Sugarplum)
  Teake's Teeth
  Tinslee & Therese, Teamsters
Viggo Pyreborn, ?? (Peanut Butter)



Hex map showing party's foray deeper into the south.
Expedition into Ghallia-That-Fell Day 8

Travel Summary
Expedition Day; Season Day; Weather; Hexes; Expenditures; Notes
Expedition 8; Fall 60; Rain; 0622; n/a


Marching Order
Edward, Freddard
Indira (axe, torch), Cyrille (polearm)
Lucien, Viggo
Tenkos, Barthelm
Claus, Philip (torch)
Sacha (greatsword), Basille (spear)

Watches
A. Tenkos, Timothee (I1), Indira (I2)
B. Viggo, Yvonne (I3), Basile (I4)
C. Barthelm, Joseph (A1), Sacha (I6)
D. Lucien (for Claus), Rosaline (P1), Cyril (P2)

Camp Setup: Horses in the barn, party split between the barn and the church, Percival in the church, other folks down in the dungeon



Last time the party descended a spiral staircase around some kind of gravity well, entered Guillaume's laboratory without an invitation, acquired a metal eating shield, and somehow managed to only lose a single ratfolk.

Topside Barn
Agatha (archer)
Joseph (archer)
Timothy (axe, cook)
Tinslee & Therese (teamsters)
Horses (so many)

Topside Church
Sgt Teake
Yvonne (spear)
Rosaline (polearm)
Percival the Ratfolk

Dungeon Expedition
PCs
Lucien (Claus' bodyguard)
Philip (torch!)
Indira (axe, torch)
Basille (spear)
Sacha (greatsword)
Cyrille (polearm)
Edward, Freddard, "Eye-Van" the Ratfolk

The rest of the party heard Viggo shouting exuberantly about the explosion of the door. Then they saw him get silhouetted when he lit his torch and started to explore the far room. In between Viggo and everyone else was a room with a bunch of stone golems inside that activated a round after someone entered.

They collectively considered two problems:

- How do we get everyone else across that room?
- How do we prevent Viggo's new toy from destroying all of our gear?

"I think it's time to summon a beetle." - Barthelm

That was greeted by a quick "No!" from Claus in a complete role reversal. I guess there is something that even Claus fears? So then they focused on the second question.

Does the shield work if Viggo isn't holding it?

Viggo placed the shield on the ground, Barthelm threw a copper piece across, and nothing happened! Viggo picked it up and it still didn't affect the copper piece. They tried a steel holy symbol, that got sucked in. They tried to turn the shield away and toss a crossbow bolt into the room, wondering if it is directional, but the bolt got sucked around and vanished.

Sidebar: Barthelm has one of every "no weight" item in the Lamentations rulebook, which is why he had a steel holy symbol, nails last time, a mirror... all sorts of things. I can appreciate that kind of approach.

Viggo began to case the room in more detail, looking for some kind of clue to help. The room was small, round, and full of expertly carved wooden lounge furniture. Two small tables sat in the middle, empty tea services sitting on top, and there was a door off to the side. All of the furniture was assembled with metal-free wood joints.

Gif of metal and glue-less wood joinery using intricate cut-outs
hachisen-tsugi-shikuchi-no-shihousashi joint

He found a couple of boxes of old (but still decent) cigars in the small tables, lit one, and turned his attention to the large portrait that dominated the room. It was easily six feet high, half again as wide, and had a plaque underneath that read "Guillaume le Galapiat."

Portrait of Guillaume le Galapiat

Viggo kept poking and prodding the furniture in the room but eventually came to the portrait itself and tried to pull at one of the edges. He was rewarded as the portrait, balanced on a copper hinge and mount mechanism, swung easily away from the wall. Behind, a 3x3 cavity leading back to a dumbwaiter.

In the cavity was a large, rectangular black crystal case, like a big encyclopedia. Viggo found a slight indentation, opened it up, and discovered that it contained a round cavity lined with black velvet. He placed the shield inside, closed it, and they repeated their experiment with the crossbow bolt. This time, success! It seemed that the crystal case was able to contain the shield's powers. Viggo places the whole thing back behind the portrait and closed it up.

While this had been occurring Tenkos was keeping an eye toward the stone golem room. He noticed odd reflections and glints of light on the floor, especially around the body of their dead ratfolk buddy Eye-Van.

Once Viggo signaled that the shield seemed to be neutralized he cracked open the cigar box, lit one up, and waited for everyone else.

Barthelm dashed across the golem room first. The idea was to cover the 80 feet or so quickly enough to not have the golems trigger since they seemed confined to the room. Things were going well until his right foot squished into something with a loud plop followed by an acrid burning smell. Once across, he saw that his right boot had a hole in it and his foot was burned.

The retainers all went next. Indira, with the torch, volunteered to go first. Unfortunately she too squelched into something gross and burny with her right foot. Unlike Barthelm "Mountain of Meaty HP" Schade, however, she dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes and the stone guardians begain to activate.

The group right behind her quickly reacted, grabbing her and pulling her back towards the stairwell before the guardians could act. She was still unconscious however, so Tenkos used his magic to heal her back up.

Instant morale boost for the retainers.

Someone (Tenkos?) noticed that the little translucent jellies seemed to be "eating" the body of poor departed Eye-Van the ratfolk so they waited until the body was all gone and resumed dashing across the room. As folks arrived, Viggo was handing out cigars from the box he had found.

"You're smoking all of our XP!"

Barthelm debated taking all the copper out of the door for resale (and because screw this wizard!) but they agreed that it would probably take too long. Jehan also noted that it might be very useful on the way out to have a functional door that they could close.

They made their way down a spiral staircase that ended in a door. This time the door was bound and hinged with iron, rather than copper. PCs lined up to try and pick the lock but to no avail. Viggo sent everyone else back up to the waiting room, fetched the shield in its crystal case, and crosses his fingers. Fortunately he was able to open and shut the case quickly enough that he a) didn't get hurt and b) didn't seem to affect anything too much in the room beyond. From the lack of reaction upstairs they figured that either the stone or the distance blocked the effect.

They found a large, octogonal library behind the collapsed door. Many of the shelves were broken, with moldy piles of books littered throughout, but there were a good number of intact shelves as well.

They went in and surveyed the room. Every side of the octagon had a door on it (they had entered from the "bottom right"). The right / 3 o'clock door was more heavily locked than the other six but otherwise the room had a fair amount of radial symmetry going on. Each of those six doors also had a small desk in front of it. Immediately in front of the stairwell doorway sat a lectern with a single sheet on it.

They spread out thru the room, browsing and investigating. Claus realized that the layout of the library matched the Teutonian "University System" and that he'd be able to find topics pretty easily based on that.

Sidebar: Spend a turn searching for a book on a topic, roll to see if it survived, then can get an answer.

While the rest of the folks were casing the joint and their retainers were standing guard (except the ratfolk who were looking at everything), Barthelm stood by the lectern near the entrance. He gradually became aware of a low steady noise, like a barely audible wailing, coming from the lectern. Barthelm looked down and saw a piece of vellum covered in beautiful calligraphy.

"Swiftfinger Thom, renowned thief, attempted to steal the following books...

• Advanced Alchemy
• Death Cults of the North
• The Journal of Blissful Ignorance
• Preparation Rites

Thom was transmuted into vellum as punishment."

Thom was not in much of a mental state to talk, delivering drawn out one word moans for answers, but it did seem like they were in response to Barthelm's questions.

Kermit the Frog bugging out, just imagine the screaming that would go with this

Can't remember exactly what Barthelm asked but the gist was that Thom was terrified of everything, especially this place and its master, and wanted to die.

"Thom I'm going to fold you into a paper airplane and throw you, you guide us to where we need to go." - Barthelm

While it is quite difficult to fold a piece of vellum into a paper airplane Barthelm gave it his best shot and chucked Thom's sheet into the air. The vellum floated back a bit toward the more heavily barred door on the eastern side of the room. Barthelm threw "him" again and the same thing happened.

I think Barthelm suggested at this point that they were going to continue deeper into the tower and bring Thom with them and Thom's answer was a wail of a "Noooooooooo" with maybe a "deaaaaaath" for good measure. Barthelm smacked the vellum sheet!

"Listen up Thom!" Barthelm gave a quick motivational speech, probably centered on not leaving anyone behind and helping Thom. Thom's response was muted. Overall they learned from Thom that he is very scared to go deeper, scared of Guillaume, and wants to die.

They started plans to continue by saying that they were going to open one of the other doors to investigate. This turned into a plan wherein Viggo would stay, everyone else would leave, and then they'd try to open the shield case a crack to "focus" the metal sucking power. As their plan got more complicated we decided it was late enough and ended the session.

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